Email I received in the past hour:
This is Robert and I'm marketing specialist. I'm promoting an eBook about dating in Australia and multicultural cities.
Can you review this 50 pages eBook? Here is the link
Yeah, you're so NOT a marketing specialist, bro. A quick skim through my blog would have told you that I'm NOT interested in books about dating.
Don't waste reviewers' and bloggers' time! If you're going to pitch to me, at least make sure it's something I'd be interested in. Really not that hard to do.