WTF is this bullshit?! Never mind, dude; you won't be getting ANY review from me.
"a reviewer who thinks he’s complimenting an author with a three-star review is, in fact, hurting that author’s ability to make a living"
The author's WRITING is hurting that.
You want a 4- or 5-star review? EARN IT. Don't blame reviewers for not rating your book highly enough. Don't blame people for not buying.